Posts tagged "Truck Tips"

In the course of living in a truck, you learn lots of useful skills. Like how to commit genocide against ants and other insects, and then how to make sure you never need to do that again. And how to blend in and make it look like you definitely live in a normal home like a reasonable human being. You know, normal tips for normal human activities.


Tips from the Truck #5: Waste Management
Source: An amalgamation of this trash icon from Ozark, Alabama and this truck icon from Clker

In a world where everything is prepackaged, replaceable, and easily disposable, trash is tragically an unavoidable by-product of living. Whether it’s paper towels, tissues, plastic packaging, cleaning products, cardboard containers, clothing tags, receipts, pretty much every transaction you make is going to generate some type of waste. And waste is, like, generally bad, right? It takes up space, serves no real purpose, wastes resources and energy, and most importantly for truck folk, there’s really no good place to put it.

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Tips from the Truck #4: Keep it Professional
Source: Me looking professional at work. Just kidding, this is from Ryder

I enjoy living in a truck. It’s simple and efficient, it’s a choice I made and intend to stand by. I wouldn’t necessarily say I’m proud of living a truck, but I certainly don’t have a problem telling people about it (as evident by the fact that this blog exists). When I meet new people, it normally comes up as a matter of course, and I’m more than happy to talk about it and all the quirky things that come with it. That said, this installment of Tips from the Truck is concerned with knowing when truck talk is not appropriate, namely in the workplace.

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Tips from the Truck #3: Consolidation & Defragmentation

A big part of truck life is managing the limited amount of space you have available to you. Depending on what sort of vehicle you’re living in, you may have more or less space available to you, but generally, unless you live in a full on tractor trailer, you’re going to have less than 200 ft2 of space, so you need to be smart about how and where you keep your belongings. As you can see from the picture above, I was able to increase the overall contiguous space available to me (useful, for example, for a truckwarming party).

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Tips from the Truck #2: Securing Stuff
Source: Google

I’m not talking about securing in the sense of safety and making something inaccessible, but rather in making sure something stays static relative to its container.

When you’re setting up your room or a new piece of furniture, generally the last thing on your mind is making sure it stays in place. It’s basically just a given that your various belongings aren’t going to wander around when you aren’t in the room. I knew from the start that I’d have to be careful about driving with everything in the back, and one of the first things I did was secure the bed with some rope. Even with proper securement at the forefront of my mind , estimating the stability and safety of various restraints is apparently not my strong suit, and I’d still occasionally find things fallen over after a trip to the post office. So without further ado, here are some things to remember when securing your very own truck-house.

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Posted from Inside The Box Tips from the Truck #1: No Food
Source: MTV

Tips from the Truck is a new series I’m starting now, where I talk about the various little things you can do to make truck life easier.

I briefly mentioned in this post that eating out all the time can quickly cut into your truck savings. Why would you be eating out all the time, you ask? Because you can never, under any circumstances, keep food in your truck. Even non-perishables, you don’t want to keep any vaguely organic, edible substances within like a 100-foot radius of your abode. You might be saying to yourself, “Brandon, doesn’t that seem a little excessive? What if I get hungry at night and want a Clif Bar or something?” To which I say, Too Badâ„¢.

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