I want to travel more. It’s a well-documented desire of mine. Specifically, I want to plan my own trips, because I’ve historically been pretty terrible at it. I even made a “process”, which I’ll paraphrase here:

1. Wait until a particularly whimsical mood strikes.
2. Bike aimlessly until you find a book store.
3. Enter the book store.
4. Find the travel/travel guide section.
5. Close your eyes.
6. Spin around, preferably 3-5 times.
7. With eyes still closed, pick a travel guide off the shelf.
8. Buy the travel guide.
9. Read the travel guide.
10. Go there. Optional: Be merry.

Using this bulletproof approach, I had picked out a destination, Taiwan. I don’t want to say I’m giving up on all of that, because I’m definitely still going to do it…I just went somewhere else first. To explain where and why requires the slightest bit of backstory.

Oh Christmastime, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been said?

Literally nothing, so let’s just skip the whole “waxing poetic about Christmas” business.

My personal relationship with Christmas is, well, slightly complicated and always changing. I was raised Jewish (as I’ve mentioned before), but I fell off the Judaism-bandwagon pretty much immediately after my Bar Mitzvah. Not to say that my family were particularly good Jews to begin with — we faithfully celebrated Christmas every year, and occasionally lit our Menorah candles and said our blessings. But with the advent of my truckliness, my thoughts on Christmas, and specifically, on giving and receiving gifts, have changed pretty handily.

Truckquake is the poor portmanteau (poortmanteau?) I’m going to use to describe earthquakes that I experience when I’m in the truck.

Earthquakes are a relatively common phenomenon in California. According to the California Department of Conservation, there are ~200 “potentially hazardous” faults in the state, and they generate an average of “two or three” quakes per year registering 5.5 or higher on the Richter scale, which is enough to cause “moderate [structural] damage”. Fun, lighthearted stuff.

Continuing my new trend of discussing Californian curiosities, let’s talk about water. Speaking with only the slightest bit of hyperbole, it doesn’t rain in the Bay Area from May through September, but it gets decently damp from October onward. And I’m not just talking about rain; some mornings bring with them a thick layer of condensation, which I’ve addressed before, a long, long time ago.

Back then, I thought the condensation was, in large part, just me breathing in the box^{a lot}, which seems kinda silly (and gross) in retrospect. I’ve since learned exhalation only accounts for a small amount of it: less than a cup per night. The majority just condenses out of the air. Normal folks call this ‘humidity’, but apparently the word escaped me when I wrote that last post.

^{Note: I stole the title from an email I received, thanks Kevin!}

I’m not usually one to comment on “current events”.

That said, when “current events” are “modern society is looking a little rough around the edges”, it’s kind of hard not to comment. Of course, I’m talking about limited-edition Shrek Crocs the COVID-19 pandemic. Now I’ve never aspired to be a source of information or disinformation, and I’d like to keep it that way, so: get up-to-date information from WHO, the CDC, or your local Department of Public Health, not your friendly neighborhood truck man.